Welcome to the didja, you have obviously come to the didja because you have heard of the didja from someone of have seen the didja in the flesh. The didja has many forms, some call the didja ‘it’ some use it in past tense ‘didjd’ and some throw out a didja casually as if they were born in the didja moulded by the didja.
Try to enjoy the didjareedoo as much as you can, as it is the only musical insturepament us didja’s can use. This is due to the intense didjing that the didjareedoo produces, our minds cannot out didja a didjareedoo.
When one chooses the path of the didja, they are met with two choices. Embrace the didja for all it is worth, or throw it to the side and continue a life without the glory of understanding the didja. There are few who choose the second option as the didja is and will always be the greatest thing in the universe.
If one goes against the didja, they will be met with annihilation through the didja. Their bloodja left behind will be absorbed into the didja to enhance it, make it stronger, faster and more charismatic.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HOW STRONG A PERSON CAN BE WHO CONTROLS THE DIDJA.
Kevin Rudd 2007
The Didja 